What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.