What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.