What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

How do you make the 12th man Happy?

FIRE BEVELL