What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

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What's a holocaust denier's favorite month?

July

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.