What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What's a pirate's favorite explosive?

M80

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80