What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.