What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!