What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.