Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.