Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.