Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.