What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them