When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.