When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.