When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.