What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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Which color is the coldest?

gundy

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!