What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.