Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
A first aid kitty !
A: The dog taped his mouth.
Ground beef
The penguin who pushed him!
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
the bartender says.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
Drop the base.
Ryes over rum.