What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.