How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'