How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'