How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!