What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.