What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.