What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.