Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)