Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call an impotent lizard?

A reptile dysfunction