What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.