What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.