Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room