Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.