What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.