They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
A: She wanted to be a nurse.
BYE-SON!
Santa stops after three hoes.
He knows where all the bad girls live
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
Subway: East flesh!
The mall is hiring new Santas.
He dumped his girlfriend.
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.