What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.