They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Two test-tickles.
They don't want to be left hanging
Over-krauted.
As mushroom as possible
Santa stops at three Hos.
Claustrophobic
Because he's dead.
Because there are twenty of them.
He was scared sheetless.
Because they're practicing to be men.
Elf and safety
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room