What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea