What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.