Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...