Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!