What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.