What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.