How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.