What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Second Gear Jokes More Second Gear Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.