How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea