How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.