What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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Because they spend too much time changing.