How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.