How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.