How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.