What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**