What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

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Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!