What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin