Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger