Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin