Which popstar cuts down trees?

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Popstar Jokes More Popstar Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.