How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.