How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave