What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.