What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname