What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird