What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad