What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks