What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think