What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.