Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Upside Cake Jokes More Upside Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!