How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!