How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.