What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.