What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.