What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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They have the gift of tongues...

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Conception

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He went on furlong-er.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.