What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

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Scissor me timbers

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.