Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!