Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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because he has gnocchi

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She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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A smoke aLaama.

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Boo Bees

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A boo-meringue

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For the boos.

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He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls