Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo