Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls