Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS