What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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I can clearly see your nuts!

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Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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Cracker.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.