What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide ...

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

Apron Jokes More Apron Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!