What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.