What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"