What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Good Music Jokes More Good Music Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.