What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.