What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.