What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard