What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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How far along are you?

ME: 5 stops.

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

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What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.