What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

5 Arm Jokes More 5 Arm Jokes

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.