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A slantelope.
Three pirates
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
The Boston marathon finish line.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Triangull
Because the cow has the utter.
Because the cow has the udder
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
The cow has the udder.
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A handicat
They can't get enough booty.
A buck an ear
The Holocaust.
It's your fault!
Cello?
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Because they're easier to spot
They wear snowcaps.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
