What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!