When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

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Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.