How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?