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How do astronauts make a party?
They planet.
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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?
He had a lot of aspirations.
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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?
Straight up.
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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?
10 books of Snow Whites
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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?
A cold shoulder
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