How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.